Fail Tales
fullmetalpuppy:

Roses are red Violets are blue I’d pay $17,000 For another hour with you

fullmetalpuppy:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d pay $17,000
For another hour with you

astudyinfezzes:

dash con in the streets

comic con in the sheets

asexualfactoftheday:

actual-neptune-vasilias said:nO, they eat pokemon in restaurants

WHAT

titaniumbovine said: For what it’s worth I absolutely loathe red velvet cake it tastes like old wood

it’s okay with cream cheese frosting but I’m not really one for cake in general

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ANYHOW, I HAVE A SRS QUESTION:

I’m on a Pokemon roleplaying board, and I’m an Ace Trainer. What should I name my Mareep?????

The Grim Mareaper

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom